The other night I attended the birthday party of my friend Sita, unfortunately this is not about her. Sorry Sita! This is about an idea I revived at the birthday party whilst mingling with the other guests.
Sita, like myself, is bent on world domination. While Sita has a more aggressive “I shall enslave them all” approach I, long ago, decided to take a more …personal approach. This is how it works:
Step 1: Borrow money from Dad
Step 2: Buy a Tank
So now that the financial backing has been acquired and the investment has been invested in, it is time to pay back the debts.
Step 3: Rob a bank to pay back the loan (because the last thing I want is my dad to come and take my Tank away
because I haven’t settled my debt
Please note that these are not true visual representations. My dad doesn’t dress like this.
He would never show off his midriff in such a provocative manner. Nor do I wear a blue dress…not everyday anyway. It was just the colour in my palette:) ANYWAY, the next step is where things get really AWESOME!
Step 4: Customise! (In true Tank Girl style!)
I cannot take credit for the sundeck and deckchair. I was inspired by the film Tank Girl (rock on!). However I have considered removing the deckchair and replacing it with a giant high heel shoe akin to that in the Aussie film: Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Don’t forget to name your tank so that it feels like part of the family. I name mine: Tank.
Now that the legwork has been done, the loans repaid and the tank acquired and pimped out it is time to take over the world.
“But how?” I hear you ask. Quite simply:
ONE PERSON AT A TIME